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NOFX
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My Vagina
My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation successfull But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I traded it in for a pair of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer cunt They think I'm kinda weird But that's OK with me Cause now I kick their ass Playing from the ladies tee Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
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