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The Janus-Faced Duality Of Existence
I Hate Football I Hate Football I Hate Football I Hate Football except when my team is winning
The meat head jock impenetrable Treated like a god since he was at school Kept out of trouble in a bubble paid double The GDP of a third world nation
Just for eye hand coordination With his opposition taunting Dumbness flaunting, Post goal dance, Choreographed To the umpire blaming mass profaning
Populars who hit the rally back, They're prejudice I hate the whole scene I have this dream where the beers all come laced with strychnine
Except when my team is winning
I Hate Football I Hate Football I Hate Football I Hate Football except when my team is winning
I'm in the industry of pontification Ham-fisted cliche generation With the eyes of the nation on the graceless prose Of locker room gossip pros, Recycled by the full neck Fuck knuckle chess, whole fracas with a you maggot and Stephanie Rice says suck on that faggot as the ludicrous voice on the TV screams and growls In Wagnerian bombast It's all obscene I wish they'd all jump off a ravine
Except when my team is winning
I hate people, except when I actually meet them I hate TV, except when I actually watch it Everything shits me, except when it doesn't shit me Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I hate Football, except when my team is winning
There's only one thing worse than people who hate football and that's football There's only one thing worse than people who hate football and that's football There's only one thing worse than the radical fundamentalist that's the middle class judgementalist There's only one thing worse than the shot at a socialist that's the Red Bull reactionary.
There's only one thing worse than killing animals, that's a room full of Vegetarians There's only one thing worse than people who think it's cool to tell you they went to the Big Apple That's the people who think it's cool to tell you they went to the Big Pineapple There's only one thing worse than ads that masquerade as traffic reports or what vegetable's ripe this week Or what's making tomorrow's headlines when really they're just ads, Actually I can't really think of anything worse
There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate There's only one thing worse than the thing I hate That's when I become the thing I hate
When I become the thing I hate When I become the thing I hate We all become the thing we hate We all become the thing we hate
It's what makes life so great
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