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A Shandy Too Far
Preferably out of the sun, Somewhere where it's quiet. And a coffee too, Better make it black right through, I'm feeling fairly shite.
I don't think I have enough class, To handle drinking from a glass, Get me water in a pla stic cup. I went a shandy too far, I woke up in the bed of, Someone who I just never thought I'd do. I know, I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far.
Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...
Comfortable bed... (Comfortable bed...) Shame about the pain in my head. Where'd I leave my shoes? (Well, they're just over there...) Well, they're over there, (Over there...) Underneath my underwear, And where'd I get this bruise? I can hear her come down the hall, And bang her head against the wall, And wish she didn't have... ... appalling luck.
She went a shandy too far, I woke up in the bed of, Someone who I just never thought I'd do. I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far. Take my advice, in a crisis, Catch a taxi, catch a bus. But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself, 'Cause there's a caveman inside, Your brain's just coming along for the ride, Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com You'd think I'd learn.
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...) I don't know it all, When it will be safe to call. We used to be quite friendly, But this could be the end.
Because we went... Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far. (Shandy, shandy too far...) Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of, Someone who I never thought I'd do. I know I went a shandy too far, I wonder where I left my car? A shandy too far.
(They all start shouting at once) Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh Ooooo-wa, oooh, Shandy too far.
Never happened to me personally, of course. Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Is Mum in the audience again?! Ooooo-wa, oooh, Shandy too far. Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far... Shandy too far... Shandy too far.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, How much money? Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too... Shandy too... Shandy too...
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