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Rucka Rucka ALI
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Taquitos
K? Aloha, You can call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo Three time Latino Grammy winner Two time political prisoner, Peru
South of Texas (is a place that's) Called Mexico (Called Mehico) And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah)
They like nachos (And wear ponchos) And play bongos (And like tacos) And all other types of food from Taco Bell (I like those quesidillas)
Life is nice, south of the border But they go to Arizona (Arizona) To fall asleep in the truck on the lawn (that I payed them to mow!)
The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people They brought cocaine here from the rainforests, that we stole from them (Give it back) They all can read They like to read, great works of literature, Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head And Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all Spicy chicken, jalepeno, taquitos, Makes the bitches and the hoes take off their clothes Do the Samba, Ay caramba! Taquitos (with salantro) Get your diarrhea all over your clothes
Jalepenos Here's a napkin, you can crap in
They were Mayans, and then Mexicans And then Latins Then back to Mexicans And their calendar, says that the world will end (in twenty-twelve)
So not to be racist, but it makes sense, That if they think the world will end, That some of them, don't never pay their bills (How's that racist? They're not even black)
Thank you, drive through, here's your order Would you like two more, for quarter? No thanks, I'll just have a cup of water And Oh, yeah, this is all to go Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
The Mexican's land was taken, from them by the Gringos If they'd been Indians, they'd been given small pox and casinos
Nacho Libre, was kinda gay I don't even like Jack Black Well he's OK, but overrated, That's just me though
Taquitos, You can grab a couple extra for your bros Let's take Sancho, to the gun show Taquitos, black people are the best at the basketball Alejandro, Whereizwaldo Javier
Now you can see, man, why I sing for revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua, And Puerto Rico
You know that thing, they put on trucks, to make them shits look brand new Yeah, well that thing It has a name. It is bondo
The Mexicans, are no different than other types of people They like to sit, out on the porch Instead of drugs, they sell oranges
They all can read They like to read, great works of literature, Like War & Peace, and Who Moved The Cheese?, and Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all I'm a Gringo, let's play bingo Taquitos, with salantro and some packets of hot sauce Habenero, for dinnero
The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people They brought cocaine here from the rainforests, that we stole from them They all can read They like to read, great works of literature, Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head And Where Is Waldo?
Taquitos
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