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Plain Jane Fat Ass
IVY Hey Romeo, you coming? JASON In a sec NADIA Congratulations Romeo Dad will be excited JASON Yeah looking forward to that conversation NADIA Now, dont forget that behind every great man is a dim witted sister who just wants to be fed Nurse! Who knew?! I thought for sure i'd get peasant number 8! Or jelly spinsters number 3 JASON I know you have more confidence in your acting than that! NADIA Oh i do! I know a girl full of confidence. Yes, whenever she's full, she's a confident girl. She'll have your piece of pie- Then inhale another ten There's a thin girl inside her with twelve of her friends. Hips that could bear you a buffalo JASON Longhorn? NADIA Ass thats so vast I could block out the sun JASON You know that you're insane NADIA I'm a caution for the vain. Mothers say 'Well, dear there's fat, then there's Jane.' Plain Jane fat ass Guilty of swallowing Jenny Craig whole Plane Jane fat ass Keeping society so ill at ease and loving her role. JASON Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Why are you so hard on yourself? NADIA Why are you such an over achiever? NADIA|JASON Mom | Dad JASON Nadia, it's just that I know you'd be happier- NADIA Okay, kiddo- I didn't spend thousand of dollars on private golf lessons so you could quit the team sophomore year. JASON It's mind over matter- NADIA If you keep your mind focused- JASON We just want you to be happy... NADIA To make us happy... But why can't the fat girl play Juliet? It's the plumpest of roles, so then why not pick me? JASON It's just a stupid show NADIA Says the dashing Romeo Well, I've played a servant four years in a row. But I'll have the last laugh- you bet your ass. Hurt me? You can't- I have mounds of thick skin. Beating high school doesn't last, and someday, I have a hunch That I'll eat them for breakfast and shit them for lunch. Plain Jane fat ass Hungry for love, she's a sesitive soul Plain Jane fat ass Keeping society so ill at ease and loving her role.
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