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Brandon M. Dennis
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Merry Breakfast
OX All right this is our first house. You guys ready to do some caroling? MORT U bet n00b. OX Cool, what about you Thunk? THUNK Turkey! OX No, not turkey, turkey comes later. Right now we are caroling. Do you remember the one we're singing? THUNK Uh-huh. Turkey! OX It has nothing to do with turkey, its 'We wish you a merry Christmas'. Do you understand? THUNK Uh-huh. OX …mmmok, well here we go Ox knocks and door opens.
ALL We wish you a merry– THUNK Turkey! Ox No, not turkey! (to people at door) Sorry, one sec. (whispering to Thunk) Did you forget what I just told you? It's not turkey. It's Christmas. Ok? THUNK Ok. OX Right. Ok, one two three: ALL We wish you a merry– THUNK Breakfast! OX NO not breakfast, it's Christmas! THUNK Breakfast? OX NO, breakfast later, turkey later, Christmas now. Got it? THUNK Got it. OX I don't believe you. Say it. THUNK Say what? OX Say, 'We wish you a merry Christmas'. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com THUNK We wish you a merry breakfast– OX NO, Christmas, not breakfast. THUNK Breakfast? OX Christmas. THUNK Turkey! OX CHRISTMAS! THUNK Haggas? OX CHRISTMAS! THUNK Christmas? OX (relieved) YES Christmas, now can you say the whole thing? THUNK We wish you a merry Christmas. OX Good, now say it just like that, ok? THUNK Ok. OX Hehe, sorry, we're ready now. (whispering) Ok, one two three: ALL We wish you a merry– THUNK Trick or treat! OX (exacerbation) Door slams in their face. OX Aww please, we can do it better, my friend here is just… an ogre… ugh. MORT Well so much for that n00bs. THUNK Thunk do good? OX .…ugh, sure, Thunk do fine. THUNK Yay! Now for turkey. OX Sure, turkey. But first, lets get you neutered. Heh, heh.
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