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DJ Crazy J Rodriguez
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Rap God
Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six gigabytes, Slim Linus, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if my hard drive's is fried as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were just what the tech guy ordered I'm beginning to feel like a Tech God, Tech God All my nerds from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their USB's the right way to plug in, plug in? They said I'm just like a robot, so call me Techbot But for me to be like a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My PC'll turn off when I glare it Got a fat knot from that youtube profit Made a living and a killing off it Ever since Tom Wheeler was still in office With cable companies feeling on his nut-sack I'm an techie still as honest But as smart and PRO-MLG as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy T-Tech You don't really wanna get into a gaming match with this techidy tech Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack Mac, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these Counterstrike acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherf**kin' desk Over the back of a couple of n00bs and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Valve after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is review PCs, feel my wrath of attack Desktops are having a rough time period, here's a Mac ipad It's actually disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece ass I'm beginning to feel like a Tech God, Tech God All my nerds from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their USB's the right way to plug in, plug in? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard Everybody want the key and the secret to Tech immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's more RAM and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a tech guy Hit the hard drive like an word doc, did nothing but shoot for the cloud storage since Programmers get taken to school with this hardware Cause I use it as a vehicle to write my code Now I lead a new school full of students...
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