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Geezus Cryst & Free Beer
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The Secret Law of Attraction
You wish you were another girl One that was beautiful, unlike the way I feel about you You wish you didn't look like you So maybe men will see you, want to be with you
But I know a secret that isn't found in books All you have to know is...
Drunken men will fuck you no matter how you look Drunken guys will bone you, it's the secret of drunk jerks
Drunk Mexicans love a big ol' ass Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Drunk white guys fuck everything in sight Drunk Asians want you to touch their dong Drunk blacks just want to fuck a chick who's white
Drunken men will fuck you no matter how you look Drunken guys will bone you, it's the secret of drunk jerks Drunken men will nail you, so what you got to lose Drunken guys will bone you, so don't go, don't go spreading the news
Who the fuck are you? I don't know, but if I'm drunk I'll probably fuck you.
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